9.17.2007

suing God.

When all else fails, sue...God?? A Nebraska state senator is.


Chambers lawsuit, which was filed on Friday in Douglas County Court, seeks a permanent injunction ordering God to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats.

The lawsuit admits God goes by all sorts of alias, names, titles and designations and it also recognizes the fact that the defendant is “Omnipresent”.

In the lawsuit Chambers says he’s tried to contact God numerous times, “Plaintiff, despite reasonable efforts to effectuate personal service upon Defendant (“Come out, come out, wherever you are”) has been unable to do so..."

Chambers also says God “has manifested neither compassion nor remorse, proclaiming that Defendant “will laugh” when calamity comes.


And the truth: Ernie Chambers wants the state's lawmakers to legislate against frivolous lawsuits. Gone are the days when you can sue McDonald's for hot coffee. Or God for creating harmful activities and terrorist threats.

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