senator sues. God...responds?

As if this story could not get any better. After Sen. Chambers sued God last week to make a statement about frivolous lawsuits, the Almighty responded.

"This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here -- poof!" [Court Clerk] Friend said.

God responded to the allegations, saying, "the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction," and "adds that blaming God for human oppression and suffering misses an important point." [CNN]

If you ever need to respond to God, or have the contact information in case of a lawsuit, none was provided. But, "St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness, Friend said."

Seems to me that this Chambers guy looks like God (a la Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty and Evan Almighty.

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